At Jive, we have status (aka “what are you doing?”) wars. Here’s an example:

• Gia changed status to “is dragging ass.”
• Derek changed status to “is dragging even more ass.”
• Gia changed status to “is dragging ass so low she has asphalt up her butt.”

It’s a different kind of competition, and a bit more fun than accumulating reputation points.

(Incidentally, I posted this same observation inside Jive a week ago, and a conversation about “asphalt” vs. “ass fault” and “ripter scales” ensued. I work with a bunch of comedians.)

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