Corporations are Really High Schools, Budget-wise

January 30th, 2010 by Gia Lyons Leave a reply »

(Disclaimer for the obtuse: This is a tongue-in-cheek post.)

Sales: Football team, the entire Sports program.

Marketing: They support the Sports program. Sometimes they’re the Cheerleaders (plenty of funding), sometimes they’re the Band (but they have to buy their own instruments and sew their own uniforms).

Engineering: Chess, Math, Science clubs (obviously).

Services and IT: A/V club. Mr. Sanders can’t very well fix his own projector, now, can he?

Social Media Strategist/Community Manager: Glee, Theater clubs, the entire Arts program (first one to get cut in a budget crisis).

What am I missing?

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1 comment

  1. Steve Bell says:

    Governance or managment: Principal, Vice-principal, coaches